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Dear Yahoo!,
dankickedphilsstickz: We know you bought Tumblr, we know there is nothing we can do about it now, but we only request one thing.  Please, PLEASE do NOT ALLOW FUCKING CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE DO NOT MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY, OKAY? THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE WE CAN SHIP AND READ ALL THE GAY SMUT WITHOUT FEELING BAD OR GUILTY AND NOT TO MENTION, THE ONLY PLACE WE DO NOT  GET JUDGED BY IT. PLEASE DON’T...
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mom: are you on drugs?
me: 私は今の薬です
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if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
daftpostpunk: post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it no more selfies allowed blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted heroin will be legalized george bush will become president again stock market will crash korea will blow the US up world war 3
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boyqueen: just a reminder  if you think that “masculine things” can be “gender-neutral” but that “feminine things” cannot be “gender-neutral” you need to pause and think a bit harder.
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ytoob: i hope people aren’t quitting tumblr for lofter i mean lofters cool and all but lets not 
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avengerstimebitches: foxnewsofficial: cock-and-coke-is-my-white-rabbit: spookyroomba: foxnewsofficial: what does tumblr even mean tumblr means family. and family means nobody gets left behind. that’s actually kind of touching.  it’s actually kind of gay that’s also what tumblr means
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Cutest thing ever: When people get really excited about something and end up rambling all about it. You can see how much passion they have for it and it's just the most adorable thing ever
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